A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the
man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them
to have safe sex."
"Oh I see, " replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are
there 3 in this package? " The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys,
0NE for Friday, 0NE for Saturday, and 0NE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for
college men, " the dad answers, TW0 for Friday, TW0 for Saturday, and TW0
for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the
married men. 0NE for January, 0NE for February, 0NE for March....etc."
Condom Display
Condom Display
day or not I'll be there:)