Alice and Frank...

[dede]

Alice and Frank are Bungee-jumping one day.
Alice says to Frank, "You know, we could make a lot of
money running our own Bungee-jumping service in Mexico."

Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money
and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic
cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.

As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins
to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work
When they had finished, there was such a crowd they
thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration, so Alice
jumps.
She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she comes
back up, Frank notices that she has a few cuts and scratches.

Unfortunately, Frank isn't able to catch her and she
falls again, bounces and comes back up again.

This time, she is bruised and bleeding.

Again, Frank misses her. Alice falls again and bounces
back up.

This time she has a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily, Frank finally catches her this time and says,
What happened? Was the cord too long?"
Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was
fine. It was the crowd. What in the fuck is a piñata?!"

[pinkbandit]

Nice one!