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At least he didn't take it up the butt.
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html
"(21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.
The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!
When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.
The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.
In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident. "
You and the Cap'n make it happen!
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.......fax endless loops of black pages to the church's fax machines to waste ink.
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Re: Random Stumble 2!
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Re: Random Stumble 2!
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Re: Random Stumble 2!
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stuck in this mess for a total of 5 hours today.......yay.
stuck in this mess for a total of 5 hours today.......yay.
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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
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