Words Women Use
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:54 pm
1. FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up.
2. FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. 'Five Minutes' is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping out around the house.
3. NOTHING
The calm before the storm. This means "something", and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in 'Fine'
4. GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5. LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A 'Loud Sigh' means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'Nothing'.
6. THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. 'Thats Okay' means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or show any signs of contempt. Just say you're welcome!
Women....cant live with 'em, cant live without 'em.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up.
2. FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. 'Five Minutes' is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping out around the house.
3. NOTHING
The calm before the storm. This means "something", and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in 'Fine'
4. GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5. LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A 'Loud Sigh' means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'Nothing'.
6. THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. 'Thats Okay' means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or show any signs of contempt. Just say you're welcome!
Women....cant live with 'em, cant live without 'em.
