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Fun fun fun on AS2

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 10:21 pm
by Bitchy
I thought that you fellow sqoou would like this. I was on tgb.n.assault2 today and had some fun with HaK Lenneth (aka JeT). Here's the transcripts with my comments:

He had 300+ ping and he managed to hammer me from about 10 feet away. Then he said:
20050306175322 []Assault2 JeT owned
I guess there's no accounting for low standards :)


Went further into the game:
20050306175530 []Assault2 {qoou}special_Kare VODKA WHICH ONE ARE YOU!!@!@
20050306175532 []Assault2 {qoou}special_Kare VODKA WHICH ONE ARE YOU!!@!@
20050306175538 []Assault2 JeT the noob one
20050306180750 []Assault2 OmpaLompa qoou r0x
20050306180757 []Assault2 JeT um
20050306180759 []Assault2 JeT ..
20050306180816 []Assault2 JeT qoou sux
20050306180825 []Assault2 {qoou}special_Kare dont h8 :D
20050306180844 []Assault2 {qoou}special_Kare we arent even league so wtf
20050306180915 []Assault2 \/.oDK@ ay
20050306180943 []Assault2 {qoou}special_Kare rofl
Hmmm.. seems to me like the guy has issues. It always amazed me when people come into the game behaving like an asshole and they can't understand why people don't like them. Go figure.
20050306182029 []Assault2 {qoou}special_Kare gj jet :D
20050306182034 []Assault2 JeT you're better then the average gb retard
20050306182040 []Assault2 {qoou}special_Kare thnx :D
Again, he shows his class by referring to people on gb as "retards". Toastmasters, watch out cause heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeeee's Lenneth!

At this point, K finished Guardia][ but JeT got both of the garage door and security door. I knew I could piss him off by congratulating K. Of course, he took the bait:
20050306182724 []Assault2 {qoou}Bitchy nice K
20050306182728 []Assault2 {qoou}special_Kare thnx :D
20050306182729 []Assault2 JeT yep noob is totally leet there
Since he seemed to be so angry, I thought I would ask him a simple question:
20050306182942 []Assault2 {qoou}Bitchy jet ... if you hate it here so much why are you even here?
Hi reply:
20050306182951 []Assault2 JeT i just hate u
20050306182953 []Assault2 JeT cuz u think ur good
20050306182955 []Assault2 {qoou}special_Kare rofl
20050306183001 []Assault2 {qoou}special_Kare twe are
Now, setting aside that there's no possible way that the things I think about could be crammed into his cranium, I find it hilarious that he feels he has such a great insight into my thoughts. The funniest thing is that he really thinks that. Actually, I'm not that good (perhaps better than average) but there's a reason I don't play in a league. Man, he sure is gullible. Perhaps the real reason he was playing there
20050306183002 []Assault2 dddevil cause no one else will play with him
To which he quickly replied:
20050306183003 []Assault2 JeT um
20050306183007 []Assault2 JeT right
If he keeps this up, he'll blow a gasket!
20050306183039 []Assault2 {qoou}special_Kare rofl cant even play for fun anymore :(
20050306183051 []Assault2 {qoou}Bitchy no.. apparently Jet is as stupid as xander
Well.. JeT lost the next level... in fact, I finished overlord in < 45 seconds.
20050306183137 []Assault2 JeT cant cover all areas
20050306183144 []Assault2 {qoou}special_Kare excuses
Well.. here's the funny part. We were in rook and he and I were at the chains. I pulled off a moving shock combo on one of them and got the other with primary shock fire all while undressing JeT and leaving his diapers wrapped around his neck. I think that Megor was spectating at the time. Of course, I had to have some fun:
20050306185610 []Assault2 {qoou}Bitchy nice D jet
20050306185638 []Assault2 {qoou}Bitchy lol
20050306185718 []Assault2 {qoou}Bitchy I got what I wanted :-)
After this, I killed JeT leaving spawn area into courtyard of rook several times with shock combos. When the game ended:
20050306185857 []Assault2 {qoou}Bitchy nice D
20050306185919 []Assault2 JeT you might have won if you werent too busy spawnkilling bitch
20050306185922 []Assault2 {qoou}Bitchy LOL
20050306185931 []Assault2 {qoou}Bitchy sure
Ahhhh, yes. I love watching the heads of brainless twits exploding in the morning!

Enjoy!

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:47 am
by {qoou}DOS
Lets put him in a room with Craigman and let him tear him up for a bit lol.

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:19 pm
by LD8242
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 8:37 am
by Alucard
Craigman and JeT in one team but no FUSE, omg a lot of slurs............

Craig: Find the fuse retard!!!
JeT: i cant find but im the best here


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BTW who is the admin there? bitchy?

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:11 pm
by heidi_klum
lenneth is an idiot :D