How to Ensure A Loss in Competitive Overwatch aka "Your Guide to Shit-Picking"

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How to Ensure A Loss in Competitive Overwatch aka "Your Guide to Shit-Picking"

Post by smantie » Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:51 pm

  • Pick Junkrat
  • Pick Widowmaker
  • Pick Sombra
  • Pick Torbjorn
  • Use one or fewer healers
  • Don't use team comms
  • Play with Francine
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Re: How to Ensure A Loss in Competitive Overwatch aka "Your Guide to Shit-Picking"

Post by Captain_Obvious » Tue Apr 04, 2017 3:34 pm

More great ways to lose:
  • Shoot Zarya's bubbles.
  • Play speedboost only lucio. (unless your team is just leaving the spawn, then you should heal.)
  • Run onto the point and use your ult when your whole team is dead or far away. (unless the game is ending and you need to contest... then you should say off the point)
  • Spam low amounts of damage onto characters that are being actively healed. This charges the enemy healer's ult. (bonus points if your ult is already at 100%)
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Re: How to Ensure A Loss in Competitive Overwatch aka "Your Guide to Shit-Picking"

Post by LD8242 » Tue Apr 04, 2017 4:07 pm

More great ways to ways to lose:
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Post by LD8242 » Tue Apr 04, 2017 4:09 pm

Not played it in about a year :brow:
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Re: How to Ensure A Loss in Competitive Overwatch aka "Your Guide to Shit-Picking"

Post by Captain_Obvious » Wed Apr 05, 2017 12:19 am

You and the Cap'n make it happen!

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