Spam as usual
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yet sufficient new asshole. meanwhile on the other side of town, smantie was
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Re: Spam as usual
cruising through the red light district when he came across
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a hooker with a caramel covered coochie next to a fire hydrant. she was wearing a sign that said
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decided to get his freak on. he pulled out his small
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saw that it had expired so he immediately called CO. CO was busy with
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medieval re-enactments and his soul piercing blue eyes so he
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told sk to take care of it. sk stopped licking pinkbandit's
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polar bear who incidentally stopped tearing him a new one long enough to meatspin, and immediately
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decided to renew smantie's membership. smantie really wanted that caramel coochie so he
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pulled his pants down to reveal his I love {qoou} tattoo that Vodka had done on his left ass cheek before his disappearance. She said "shit that aint no proof so you gonna have to pay the full amount". So he
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started whining "i should get half off because i have half a cock!". the hooker didnt care and charged the full amount. 40 seconds later smantie was back in his car and headed to vodka's tattoo parlor. as he approached
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he pulled out his laptop and laughed his ass off [youtube]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EJJL5dxgVaM&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EJJL5dxgVaM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
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and then he continued on to vodka's tattoo parlor but, very slowly!! [youtube]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HuTc9-SMKX4&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HuTc9-SMKX4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
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when he finally reached vodka's tattoo parlor, he saw vodka outside with a hot blonde chick. he yelled to vodka
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"Hey man!". "Hey Smantie" replied the chick in a manly voice. Suddenly he noticed that it wasnt Vodka but a lifesize cardboard standup of him. He recoiled in horror upon the revalation that Vodka had used his time away to get a sex change operation courtesy of
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OFF STORY TOPIC*** SK that swear jar vid is FUCKING hilarious!
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its completely derailed now
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CO's fake medical degree that he bought in canada. His business slogan says
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that got the attention of several trannies who wanted both. they all called to set up appointments to{qoou}DOS wrote:"Beards and Boobs, I do them all!"