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Scientists Create Zombie Dogs
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:44 pm
by Captain_Obvious
http://science.slashdot.org/science/05/ ... 191&tid=14
"U.S. scientists have managed to revive dead dogs to life, by using a technique similar to cryogenation, in which the dogs' blood was drained and replaced by a cold, saline liquid. A couple of hours, their blood was replaced, and an electric shock brought them back to life with no brain damage. The technology will be tested on humans within the next year."
Finally an explanation to all that respawning that goes on in UT.

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:20 pm
by Rickshaw
Zombie Rickshaw has a nice ring to it
But a few years

You'd think that if they are already able to do this with dogs, they could at least try it on a person right now. People are going to die anyway, why not steal a body of one of those non-organ doners and put it to use
I'd be the most impatient scientist ever

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:58 am
by Turbo_asswhup
who is so important that they want to bring back to life?

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:07 am
by Captain_Obvious
Turbo_asswhup wrote:who is so important that they want to bring back to life?

HITLER!

(j/k)
According to the article:
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Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year, according to the Safar Centre.
However rather than sending people to sleep for years, then bringing them back to life to benefit from medical advances, the boffins would be happy to keep people in this state for just a few hours,
But even this should be enough to save lives such as battlefield casualties and victims of stabbings or gunshot wounds, who have suffered huge blood loss."
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:47 am
by \/.oDK@
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:00 am
by LD8242
Maybe it makes them turn into scooby doo style zombies who just go Roar and stay behind people with there arms in front of them... In a few years it could be like living in a scooby doo cartoon great

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:42 pm
by {qoou}DOS
meh, thats going to be nothing compared to my self-supporting cybernetic spider body.(which will also have sex organs)

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:08 am
by LD8242
Gonna be a cybonetic arse rapist?

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 5:46 am
by «Ìrðqµðï§_þlï§kïñ»
urrgh, now some scientist is gonna ram a 76572645 volt electrified rod up ye arse to wake ye up

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 5:47 am
by «Ìrðqµðï§_þlï§kïñ»
a bit like SK's cup o tea
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:09 am
by {qoou}DOS
Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:38 pm
by Tsumura
I always knew that the Resident Evil movies would become reality and as he said it Rickshaw will be the guy who to save not his daughter his girlfriend makews this and CO will be the CEO that will be killed by one of his fav monsters
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:42 pm
by special_Kare
??r?q????_?l??k??? wrote:a bit like SK's cup o tea
awww how cute, always thinking of my I.P.
...more tea pleaze!!