so you don't like my joke eh?!
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:06 pm
Fine here is a version of the aristocrats joke you should all enjoy.
A Rabbi, A Catholic Priest and a monk are capture by a group of head hunters deep on the jungle. The leader of the tribe looks and them and offers them the following, they can suffer the aristocrats or they be put to death.
The rabbi is up first, he says well as long as I can serve my people after, I will suffer for them. So they grab him and group of tribes men rape him through every hole imaginable and leave him panting and exausted in the bushes.
The priest is next, he thinks about it awhile and not being totally unfamiliar with that sort of treatment he also chooses the aristocrats and he is raped in ways he never imagined and is left panting in the bushes beside the rabbi.
Next the monk sits there thinking and says "I do not fear death, I beleive in reincarnation, so I will choose death".
The tribe leader looks and him and says "Death it is, but before we kill you, THE ARISTOCRATS!".
A Rabbi, A Catholic Priest and a monk are capture by a group of head hunters deep on the jungle. The leader of the tribe looks and them and offers them the following, they can suffer the aristocrats or they be put to death.
The rabbi is up first, he says well as long as I can serve my people after, I will suffer for them. So they grab him and group of tribes men rape him through every hole imaginable and leave him panting and exausted in the bushes.
The priest is next, he thinks about it awhile and not being totally unfamiliar with that sort of treatment he also chooses the aristocrats and he is raped in ways he never imagined and is left panting in the bushes beside the rabbi.
Next the monk sits there thinking and says "I do not fear death, I beleive in reincarnation, so I will choose death".
The tribe leader looks and him and says "Death it is, but before we kill you, THE ARISTOCRATS!".
But seriously, don't fuck with me when i'm watching Bob Saget. 
