RECTUM STRETCHER
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over
> the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a
> radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
>
>The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with thatclassic
> patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
> To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop,
> "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
>The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does
a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger,
then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with
> my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both
> hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6
> feet wide."
> "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he
> asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
>
> Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs. $45.00 The Look on Cop's
> Face. PRICELESS
RECTUM STRETCHER
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