Anniversary

dede · Post by **dede** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:21 am

> >A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
> >
> >His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for
> >me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife
> >found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand
new
> >bathroom scale.
> >
> >Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.

Turbo_asswhup · Post by **Turbo_asswhup** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:41 am

ROFLMAO

{qoou}DOS · Post by **{qoou}DOS** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:35 pm

that was great. i hope i come across a situation where i can pull that.

\/.oDK@ · Post by **\/.oDK@** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 5:21 pm

good one dede

Rickshaw · Post by **Rickshaw** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:35 pm

Nice

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:58 am

0-200

D@NKM@N · Post by **D@NKM@N** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:31 pm

Too funny