Anniversary
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:21 am
> >A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
> >
> >His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for
> >me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife
> >found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand
new
> >bathroom scale.
> >
> >Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.
> >
> >His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for
> >me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife
> >found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand
new
> >bathroom scale.
> >
> >Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.