Athiest Book of Bible Stories

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Athiest Book of Bible Stories

Post by Denial » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:34 pm

for those of you that haven't heard of/read this it's hilarious.
God's not God musa very competent handiman. Notice that there were four people on the earth. Two of them had committed the original sin, supposedly the worst crime in history. One was a murderer. The other was dead. That's not a very good track record. t not have manufactured humans very well, since the first four models broke down.
1 Samuel 30:17: "And David smote them from twilight until the evening of the next day, and not a man of them escaped, except four hundred young men who mounted camels and fled. David recovered all that the Amalekites had taken, and David rescued his two wives."

Smiting is apparently rather time consuming. I also find it amusing that "not a man of them escaped", except for four hundred men.
if you drop an email to [email protected] I can email it or CO can host it when he's not being lazy...so just drop me an email. It's 400KB
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Post by Captain_Obvious » Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:55 pm

Denial wrote:or CO can host it when he's not being lazy
Good luck figuring out when that will be. :wink:
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Post by Captain_Obvious » Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:56 pm

Nah, email it to [email protected] and I'll get it online in no time. ;)
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Post by Denial » Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:26 pm

I refuse to send it to that email address on sheer principle! ;)
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Post by Rickshaw » Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:00 pm

Captain_Obvious wrote:Nah, email it to [email protected] and I'll get it online in no time. ;)
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The most fitting of email addresses :D
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Post by Captain_Obvious » Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:26 pm

Well Den, you're a lucky man. My ego filter found a message headed for [email protected], and redirected it to the proper email address. I'm sure this was just a typo on your part, but please dont let it happen again. :wink:

I converted your precious bible to html. Enjoy. ;)
http://www.qoou.com/denbible/
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Post by Denial » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:24 am

haha thanks captain! ;)

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