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Athiest Book of Bible Stories

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:34 pm
by Denial
for those of you that haven't heard of/read this it's hilarious.
God's not God musa very competent handiman. Notice that there were four people on the earth. Two of them had committed the original sin, supposedly the worst crime in history. One was a murderer. The other was dead. That's not a very good track record. t not have manufactured humans very well, since the first four models broke down.
1 Samuel 30:17: "And David smote them from twilight until the evening of the next day, and not a man of them escaped, except four hundred young men who mounted camels and fled. David recovered all that the Amalekites had taken, and David rescued his two wives."

Smiting is apparently rather time consuming. I also find it amusing that "not a man of them escaped", except for four hundred men.
if you drop an email to [email protected] I can email it or CO can host it when he's not being lazy...so just drop me an email. It's 400KB

Re: Athiest Book of Bible Stories

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:55 pm
by Captain_Obvious
Denial wrote:or CO can host it when he's not being lazy
Good luck figuring out when that will be. :wink:

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:56 pm
by Captain_Obvious
Nah, email it to [email protected] and I'll get it online in no time. ;)

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:26 pm
by Denial
I refuse to send it to that email address on sheer principle! ;)

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:00 pm
by Rickshaw
Captain_Obvious wrote:Nah, email it to [email protected] and I'll get it online in no time. ;)
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The most fitting of email addresses :D

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:26 pm
by Captain_Obvious
Well Den, you're a lucky man. My ego filter found a message headed for [email protected], and redirected it to the proper email address. I'm sure this was just a typo on your part, but please dont let it happen again. :wink:

I converted your precious bible to html. Enjoy. ;)
http://www.qoou.com/denbible/

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:24 am
by Denial
haha thanks captain! ;)

you are the man! but not the greatest UT player...AHEM











That would be me.