>>>A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a
>>>little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike,"
>>>the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
>>>
>>>"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
>>>
>>>The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
>>>safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a
>>>reflector light on the back of it."
>>>
>>>The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got
>>>there sir, did
Santa bring it to you?"
>>>
>>>"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
>>>
>>>The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell
>>>Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
New bike
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