> >Subject: Living Will
> >WARNING TO ALL MEN DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU
> >
> >
> >A man and his wife were sitting
> >in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you
> >know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,
> >dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
> >
> >If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
> >
> >His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
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If this happens, I'll be the first to strap you to a parachute, give you a giant backpack fan, put large springs on your shoes, and let you float around the country.Captain_Obvious wrote:
Nice one dede.
If I'm ever in a vegetative state, you guys can do whatever the hell you want with me because who cares?!? I'm in a vegetative state! You guys even have permission to rape me Kill Bill style.:arrrr:
I'll also draw a clown face on you so your vacant eyes don't scare anyone
I'd expect nothing less if it were to happen to me
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Rickshaw wrote:If this happens, I'll be the first to strap you to a parachute, give you a giant backpack fan, put large springs on your shoes, and let you float around the country.
I'll also draw a clown face on you so your vacant eyes don't scare anyone
I'd expect nothing less if it were to happen to me
Ahhhh think of all the magnificent things that Terry Schiavo could have achieved....
You and the Cap'n make it happen!
