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Living Will

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:45 am
by dede
> >Subject: Living Will

> >WARNING TO ALL MEN DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU
> >
> >
> >A man and his wife were sitting
> >in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you
> >know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,
> >dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
> >
> >If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
> >
> >His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:22 am
by Captain_Obvious
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Nice one dede.


If I'm ever in a vegetative state, you guys can do whatever the hell you want with me because who cares?!? I'm in a vegetative state! You guys even have permission to rape me Kill Bill style. :zombie::arrrr:

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:31 am
by pinkbandit
lol n1

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:11 pm
by \/.oDK@
:roflmao:

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:41 pm
by Rickshaw
Captain_Obvious wrote::roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Nice one dede.


If I'm ever in a vegetative state, you guys can do whatever the hell you want with me because who cares?!? I'm in a vegetative state! You guys even have permission to rape me Kill Bill style. :zombie::arrrr:
If this happens, I'll be the first to strap you to a parachute, give you a giant backpack fan, put large springs on your shoes, and let you float around the country. :D :D :D

I'll also draw a clown face on you so your vacant eyes don't scare anyone :wink:

I'd expect nothing less if it were to happen to me 8)

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:22 pm
by LD8242
Captain_Obvious wrote: If I'm ever in a vegetative state, you guys can do whatever the hell you want with me because who cares?!? I'm in a vegetative state! You guys even have permission to rape me Kill Bill style. :zombie::arrrr:
Kill Bill style? never seen the shit :?

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:40 pm
by Captain_Obvious
Rickshaw wrote:If this happens, I'll be the first to strap you to a parachute, give you a giant backpack fan, put large springs on your shoes, and let you float around the country. :D :D :D

I'll also draw a clown face on you so your vacant eyes don't scare anyone :wink:

I'd expect nothing less if it were to happen to me 8)
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Ahhhh think of all the magnificent things that Terry Schiavo could have achieved.... :?

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:01 pm
by Turbo_asswhup
haha

:D :) :lol: