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Post by Rickshaw » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:17 pm

>Medicare...
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>The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".
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>"Mrs. Ward, please."
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>"Speaking."
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>"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
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>When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy
>from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one
>is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
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>"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
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>"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other
>one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."
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>"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
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>"Normally, yes we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests
>one time."
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>"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
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>"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere
>in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, then you probably shouldn't sleep with him." :wink:
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Post by special_Kare » Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:51 pm

lolol.....ouch
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Post by LD8242 » Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:14 am

:roflmao: :roflmao:
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Post by dede » Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:00 am

lmao :lol:

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Post by Tsumura » Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:51 pm

rofl took me like 2 secs to get it
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Post by \/.oDK@ » Sun Dec 25, 2005 4:05 am

:roflmao:

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Post by bbaldwin » Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:19 am

It's so easy to rip on people with alzheimers, because they forget you made fun of them 20 seconds after you did it.
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