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Post by pinkbandit » Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:35 am

New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Beer :-Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Blender Drinks :-Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Mixed Drinks :-Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.

Wine :- (does not include white zinfandel, see below) :-Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...

White Zinfandel :-Personality: thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...

Shots :-Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Tequila :-No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whisky: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay!

Think i would be White Zinfandel!!! LMAO :?

Sorry no vodka! :shock:
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Re: Which r u?

Post by LD8242 » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:54 am

pinkbandit wrote:
The results:

Tequila :-No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
I bet you drink Tequila :D
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Post by special_Kare » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:44 pm

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and will get laid.

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Post by LD8242 » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:16 pm

special_Kare wrote:Imported Beer: He likes good beer and will get laid.

:toast:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
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Post by Captain_Obvious » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:28 am

{qoou}????v??u???: enjoying your white zinfandel? ;)
{qoou}special_Kare: fu
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SK was so upset that I knew about his "white zinfandel drinking" secret, that he quit UT. Worry not SK! Your secret is safe with me!! :wink:
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Post by pinkbandit » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:44 am

:roflmao: :P
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Post by Rickshaw » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:19 pm

Or how about the time SK didn't receive an umbrella in his blender drink?

I didn't know you could give someone multiple black eyes on the same eye, but drastic times call for drastic measures :wink: :wink:
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Post by Captain_Obvious » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:36 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

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Post by pinkbandit » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:43 pm

:lol: :P
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Post by special_Kare » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:01 pm

Rickshaw wrote:Or how about the time SK didn't receive an umbrella in his blender drink?

I didn't know you could give someone multiple black eyes on the same eye, but drastic times call for drastic measures :wink: :wink:
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Post by pinkbandit » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:17 pm

:roflmao: :toast: :P
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Post by Tsumura » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:00 pm

u just made my day olol
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Post by Rickshaw » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:13 pm

:P :P :P
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Post by pinkbandit » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:41 am

:lol: Had a really nice bottle of wine last nite 'The Pink Chill' a nice Californian White Zinfandel...SK you would really like it!! :P :wink:
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Post by special_Kare » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:02 pm

pinkbandit wrote::lol: Had a really nice bottle of wine last nite 'The Pink Chill' a nice Californian White Zinfandel...SK you would really like it!! :P :wink:
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Post by pinkbandit » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:36 pm

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