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New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Beer ersonality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Blender Drinks ersonality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Mixed Drinks ersonality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.

Wine :- (does not include white zinfandel, see below) ersonality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...

White Zinfandel ersonality: thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...

Shots ersonality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Tequila :-No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whisky: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay!

Think i would be White Zinfandel!!! LMAO

Sorry no vodka!

pinkbandit wrote:
The results:

Tequila :-No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

I bet you drink Tequila

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and will get laid.

special_Kare wrote:Imported Beer: He likes good beer and will get laid.

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

{qoou}????v??u???: enjoying your white zinfandel?
{qoou}special_Kare: fu
<specialkare stopped playing Unreal Tournament>

SK was so upset that I knew about his "white zinfandel drinking" secret, that he quit UT. Worry not SK! Your secret is safe with me!!

Or how about the time SK didn't receive an umbrella in his blender drink?

I didn't know you could give someone multiple black eyes on the same eye, but drastic times call for drastic measures

Rickshaw wrote:Or how about the time SK didn't receive an umbrella in his blender drink?

I didn't know you could give someone multiple black eyes on the same eye, but drastic times call for drastic measures

fu 2

u just made my day olol

Had a really nice bottle of wine last nite 'The Pink Chill' a nice Californian White Zinfandel...SK you would really like it!!

pinkbandit wrote: Had a really nice bottle of wine last nite 'The Pink Chill' a nice Californian White Zinfandel...SK you would really like it!!