2005: Longing for hair
1975: Acid rock
2005: Acid reflux
1975: Moving to Brisbane because it's cool
2005: Moving to Brisbane because it's warm
1975: Trying to look like Liz Taylor
2005: Trying NOT to look like Liz Taylor
1975: Seeds and stems
2005: Roughage
1975: Going to a new, hip joint
2005: Receiving a new hip joint
1975: Rolling Stones
2005: Kidney Stones
1975: Passing the drivers' test
2005: Passing the vision test
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things:
- The people who are starting university in February across the nation were born in 1987.
- They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
- Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
- Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
- The CD was introduced the year they were born.
- They have always had an answering machine.
- They have always had Foxtel. ? (whatver that is!)
- They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
- Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
- They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
- They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
- They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet?
