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You have to admire the university for not coming out and publicly humiliating him.

LD Gets Caught

Watch out, LD! They'll write a story about you on Forensic Files!!!

This LD you speak of sounds like an interesting fellow.

私は鶏を強姦する

私は陰茎を食べることを愛する

OMFG how much do you have to jerk off to clog a univerity shower??!!

reminds me of the donut scene from Natl Lampoons Van Wilder

DOS_Junkie wrote:reminds me of the donut scene from Natl Lampoons Van Wilder

That actually made me feel sick...

yes me too...

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Hahahah. That scene was hilarious.
Also makes me think of a joke I know.

Q: How can you tell if a guy has a high sperm count?
A: You have to chew before swallowing.

Eeeww thanx for that

>A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
>his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,
>surgical procedure.
>
>A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
>sponge bath."Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
>black?"
>
>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
>wash your upper body and feet."
>
>He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
>
>Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
>she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
>
>She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the
>other.
>
>Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
>Sir!"
>
>The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
>
>"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
>closely....
>
>A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

Funny