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Post by \/.oDK@ » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:27 am

The "Mister Meany" condom, which hooks onto an attacker's penis :shock:



"even more lethal vaginal land mine."
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Hope my girl dosen`t get a hold of one :chased:

Thanx,dede :mrgreen:

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Post by Lorus » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:22 am

On one side it is a good idea since there is a lot of rape incidents and when it happens the authorities don't really care too much about it. On the other side these women who choose to wear them are anticipating they will be raped. That's gotta do something to them mentally.
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…” And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?”

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Post by LD8242 » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:39 am

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Post by LD8242 » Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:12 am

And it raises some questions, will women be willing to slip one up there anus to protect from anal rape fetishists :?

And what about ex's getting revenge by setting you up :x

And when will they come up with a male anti-rape condom, with razor wire on the outside that'll only work on blondes :?
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Post by Rickshaw » Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:49 am

Lorus wrote:On one side it is a good idea since there is a lot of rape incidents and when it happens the authorities don't really care too much about it. On the other side these women who choose to wear them are anticipating they will be raped. That's gotta do something to them mentally.
There was a thread about these (the anti-rape condom, not the satirical V-mine :D ) on the somethingawful.com forums.

Some think that this will reduce the occurrence of rape and instead increase the number of assaults and murders.

They think the attempting rapist will become furious if a woman is wearing one of these and might beat her to death. :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Post by Lorus » Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:51 pm

Rickshaw wrote:
Lorus wrote:On one side it is a good idea since there is a lot of rape incidents and when it happens the authorities don't really care too much about it. On the other side these women who choose to wear them are anticipating they will be raped. That's gotta do something to them mentally.
They think the attempting rapist will become furious if a woman is wearing one of these and might beat her to death. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well it won't happen at that exact moment but maybe after the fact. I can't see a man with a bunch of fish hooks in his penis being able to beat someone up.
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…” And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?”

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Post by Denial » Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:14 pm

Rickshaw wrote:There was a thread about these (the anti-rape condom, not the satirical V-mine :D ) on the somethingawful.com forums.
HAH! I knew I recognized your type of humour from somewhere :p I used to be an avid reader of those forums ;)
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Post by Bitchy » Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:16 pm

Lorus wrote: Well it won't happen at that exact moment but maybe after the fact. I can't see a man with a bunch of fish hooks in his penis being able to beat someone up.
My concern here is that the victim might be incapacitated or restrained.

The thought about something like this that really worries me is that when things are mass-produced, there will inevitably be defects. The thought of having pointy things in my vagina which could hurt me too rather frightens me.

And the whole "land mine" thing... how the hell is that not going to hurt the woman involved?

I do recall reading that during Vietnam, many Vietnamese women put razor blades in their vaginas for much the same reason.

Just remember everybody... no means no.

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Post by Megor » Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:37 pm

Well looks like only the back door would be safe this way
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Post by Rickshaw » Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:49 pm

Denial wrote:HAH! I knew I recognized your type of humour from somewhere :p I used to be an avid reader of those forums ;)
:D :D :D :D :D
Did you leave out of frustration or from lack of time? (or something else :D )
Bitchy wrote: And the whole "land mine" thing... how the hell is that not going to hurt the woman involved?

I read the article again because I thought the same thing and I saw this:
V-Mine article wrote:The story as represented above is written as a satire or parody. It is fictitious.
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Post by Denial » Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:18 pm

Rickshaw wrote:Did you leave out of frustration or from lack of time? (or something else :D )
Nah, I was using a friends account because I was too cheap to pay the $10 to browse the entire forums and just didn't have the time to keep up with it ;) Super funny stuff though and the pr0n's not too bad either! ;)
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Post by Rickshaw » Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:51 pm

Denial wrote:Nah, I was using a friends account because I was too cheap to pay the $10 to browse the entire forums and just didn't have the time to keep up with it ;) Super funny stuff though and the pr0n's not too bad either! ;)
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Unfortunately, they dropped their entire torrent section. I signed up right before this happened but not soon enough to download any Family Guy DVD's (so I could ship them to LD :P ) :( :( :(
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