Ali G in da house
- pinkbandit
- {qoou}
- Posts: 1357
- Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2005 4:11 pm
- Location: Far away from LD!
Ali G in da house
Ali G bible
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
'Ear me now. Me 'ave found dis book called de Bible wot is 100 years old.
It was writted by dis bloke called Jason Christ and his dad. It have no pictures and definitely no muff. Trust me, it is well boring. It come in two halves, da Old Testicle and da New Testicle, wot is happarently religious and people 'ave been fighting for millions of years about which testicle is da best.
Anyway, about 2 billion years ago dis bloke called Moses went up a mountain in Spain and dropped two tablets. Dey must have been class A's coz he came down wiv some seriously mental ideaz. Dey was called Da 10 Commandments, an dey iz 13 laws dat has been da basis of society ever since. Even da dinosaurs 'ad to learn them altho very few of dem hactually practisd dem an dat is why dey died of de Aids an also why Jurassic Park appened. Ere is wot dey say (not de dinosaurs hobviously - coz dey spoke in Dog). Also I has remixed dem for da new millennium.
Da old Commandments:
I am the Lord, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain.
Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy. On the seventh day thou shalt not work.
Honour thy Father and thy Mother.
Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not bear false witness.
Thou shalt not covert thy neighbour's ass.
Da New Commandments:
I iz da macdaddy, who iz taken u out of the county of Barkshire, u iz all me hoes, an if u iz up 4 it me is well into bondage.
Westside.
Do not dis Tupac.
Remeber every second Friday in every moth coz dat iz when me hold de jungle all nita at de Crooked Billet in Iver Heath. 5 squid on da door, first 1000 ladies free.
Respec your Nan.
Thou shalt not do drive-bys.
Thou shalt not commit adultery (unless she iz well fit).
Thou shalt not deal.
Thou shalt not wear false titties.
Thou shalt not cover up thy batty (unless you iz a man or you iz a minger).
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
'Ear me now. Me 'ave found dis book called de Bible wot is 100 years old.
It was writted by dis bloke called Jason Christ and his dad. It have no pictures and definitely no muff. Trust me, it is well boring. It come in two halves, da Old Testicle and da New Testicle, wot is happarently religious and people 'ave been fighting for millions of years about which testicle is da best.
Anyway, about 2 billion years ago dis bloke called Moses went up a mountain in Spain and dropped two tablets. Dey must have been class A's coz he came down wiv some seriously mental ideaz. Dey was called Da 10 Commandments, an dey iz 13 laws dat has been da basis of society ever since. Even da dinosaurs 'ad to learn them altho very few of dem hactually practisd dem an dat is why dey died of de Aids an also why Jurassic Park appened. Ere is wot dey say (not de dinosaurs hobviously - coz dey spoke in Dog). Also I has remixed dem for da new millennium.
Da old Commandments:
I am the Lord, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain.
Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy. On the seventh day thou shalt not work.
Honour thy Father and thy Mother.
Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not bear false witness.
Thou shalt not covert thy neighbour's ass.
Da New Commandments:
I iz da macdaddy, who iz taken u out of the county of Barkshire, u iz all me hoes, an if u iz up 4 it me is well into bondage.
Westside.
Do not dis Tupac.
Remeber every second Friday in every moth coz dat iz when me hold de jungle all nita at de Crooked Billet in Iver Heath. 5 squid on da door, first 1000 ladies free.
Respec your Nan.
Thou shalt not do drive-bys.
Thou shalt not commit adultery (unless she iz well fit).
Thou shalt not deal.
Thou shalt not wear false titties.
Thou shalt not cover up thy batty (unless you iz a man or you iz a minger).
- pinkbandit
- {qoou}
- Posts: 1357
- Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2005 4:11 pm
- Location: Far away from LD!
- \/.oDK@
- Script Kiddie
- Posts: 458
- Joined: Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:59 pm
- Location: The land of lag
- Contact:
Is that a rap song
pink
pink
<a href=http://profile.xfire.com/tive><img src=http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/co/type/0/tive.png width=440 height=111></a>
-
- 1337 H4X0R XTREME
- Posts: 1196
- Joined: Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:20 am
- Captain_Obvious
- Site Admin
- Posts: 2819
- Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:36 am
- Favorite Weapon: Impact Hammer!
- Location: Mazon, AS
- Contact:
- pinkbandit
- {qoou}
- Posts: 1357
- Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2005 4:11 pm
- Location: Far away from LD!
- pinkbandit
- {qoou}
- Posts: 1357
- Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2005 4:11 pm
- Location: Far away from LD!
- pinkbandit
- {qoou}
- Posts: 1357
- Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2005 4:11 pm
- Location: Far away from LD!
http://www.disbealig.com/Turbo_asswhup wrote:that was so hard to read i had to actually concentrate on what it was saying which consquently killed the jokes
can i get a translated version please?
Translate it yourself
- special_Kare
- Server Admin
- Posts: 2591
- Joined: Wed Apr 21, 2004 10:54 pm
- Location: Philadelphia,PA
- special_Kare
- Server Admin
- Posts: 2591
- Joined: Wed Apr 21, 2004 10:54 pm
- Location: Philadelphia,PA
- \/.oDK@
- Script Kiddie
- Posts: 458
- Joined: Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:59 pm
- Location: The land of lag
- Contact:
Fill up dat free ipod wit yo favizzle tunez by the D-O-Double-G
<a href=http://profile.xfire.com/tive><img src=http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/co/type/0/tive.png width=440 height=111></a>
- pinkbandit
- {qoou}
- Posts: 1357
- Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2005 4:11 pm
- Location: Far away from LD!
- \/.oDK@
- Script Kiddie
- Posts: 458
- Joined: Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:59 pm
- Location: The land of lag
- Contact:
Wit evry forehead tac ttoo{word} yo recieve ya ipod shuffle...dede wrote:vodka is giving them away wootwootTurbo_asswhup wrote:free ipod?
where?
Conditions: The tattoo must be http://www.atomicagetattoo.com on center of forehead,and must not be removed for 20 yrs
<a href=http://profile.xfire.com/tive><img src=http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/co/type/0/tive.png width=440 height=111></a>