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Post by pinkbandit » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:26 am

:mecry: I made this poem up today after the 2nd of my 3 fishes died! :cry:

One little fishy swimming on his own,
one little fishy all alone.
Other little fishies gone swimming down the loo,
Let's go to the pet shop and buy another two! :cry:

R.I.P. Dori :mecry:
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Post by Turbo_asswhup » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:34 am

awwww so sad :cry:
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Post by Bitchy » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:12 am

I'm sorry to hear about your fish. I'm sending some good vibes your way.
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Post by pinkbandit » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:19 pm

Bitchy wrote:I'm sorry to hear about your fish. I'm sending some good vibes your way.
:wink: Thanx for that Bitchy, i just hope all drains lead to the ocean! LOL :lol:
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Post by LD8242 » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:28 pm

The Streets wrote:Dry your eyes mate
The Streets also wrote:There's plenty more fish in the sea
Anyway I'm shocked and deeply saddened at the news of your fishes death :cry:
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Post by smantie » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:14 pm

That's sad :(

My friend works at a pet store. I know all about buying new fish. I suggest you buy a new fish and name it "Fernando" or "Francis." I name my fish after the Ninja Turtles.
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Post by \/.oDK@ » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:20 pm

was little jack sad :cry:
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Post by Turbo_asswhup » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:09 pm

you know you could have fed the fish to one of your cats
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Post by pinkbandit » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:37 pm

\/.oDK@ wrote:was little jack sad :cry:
LOL I shielded him from the trauma :)
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Post by pinkbandit » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:38 pm

LD8242 wrote:
The Streets wrote:Dry your eyes mate
The Streets also wrote:There's plenty more fish in the sea
Anyway I'm shocked and deeply saddened at the news of your fishes death :cry:
:wink: I like that! Ty for your concern :)
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Post by pinkbandit » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:39 pm

smantie wrote:That's sad :(

My friend works at a pet store. I know all about buying new fish. I suggest you buy a new fish and name it "Fernando" or "Francis." I name my fish after the Ninja Turtles.
well we gonna go through the names of fish from 'Finding Nemo' 1st lol :P
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Post by pinkbandit » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:41 pm

Turbo_asswhup wrote:you know you could have fed the fish to one of your cats
:shock: That's just mean! and anyway wouldn't have even touched the sides! :P
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Post by smantie » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:37 pm

pinkbandit wrote:well we gonna go through the names of fish from 'Finding Nemo' 1st lol :P
Wait, are they making a Finding Nemo 2 or something? I thought they already found Nemo. They should make a movie just with Dory in it, because let's face it, Ellen Degeneres is one of the funniest women on the planet. BTW you should totally name one of your fish after the turtle dude.
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Post by Lorus » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:31 pm

If you lived closer I'd offer you Goldie.
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…” And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?”
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Post by pinkbandit » Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:21 am

smantie wrote:
pinkbandit wrote:well we gonna go through the names of fish from 'Finding Nemo' 1st lol :P
Wait, are they making a Finding Nemo 2 or something? I thought they already found Nemo. They should make a movie just with Dory in it, because let's face it, Ellen Degeneres is one of the funniest women on the planet. BTW you should totally name one of your fish after the turtle dude.
I think she is well funny too! Ya i think Crush would suit a fishy, the one we have left is called Bruce after the shark! :P
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Post by LD8242 » Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:44 am

wtf is finding nemo?
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Post by pinkbandit » Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:53 am

LD8242 wrote:wtf is finding nemo?
:shock: Let me educate you in the delightful world of children's films! :P

http://www.pixar.com/featurefilms/nemo/ :wink:
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Post by LD8242 » Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:39 am

This is the end of civilization...
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Post by pinkbandit » Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:42 am

LD8242 wrote:...shite
:shock: In your oppinion! :P
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Post by LD8242 » Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:46 am

Aimed at 2 year olds.... watched by 56 year olds.

You should watch something decent like Scum.
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Post by pinkbandit » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:15 am

LD8242 wrote:Aimed at 2 year olds.... watched by 56 year olds.

You should watch something decent like Scum.
:P Seen it, but hardly appropriate for a 1 yr old! :shock: :P
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Post by bbaldwin » Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:41 pm

Did you at least eat the dead ones?
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Post by pinkbandit » Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:56 pm

bbaldwin wrote:Did you at least eat the dead ones?
:shock: NO! Would you eat a goldfish, that had white-spot? :? :roll: :P
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Post by taz... » Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:13 pm

\/.oDK@ wrote:was little jack sad :cry:
He was protected b'cos "all drains lead to the ocean".
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Post by taz... » Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:19 pm

pinkbandit wrote:
LD8242 wrote:Aimed at 2 year olds.... watched by 56 year olds.

You should watch something decent like Scum.
:P Seen it, but hardly appropriate for a 1 yr old! :shock: :P
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