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If you've seen episodes 4-6 then you know Anakin is Darth Vader and it's not a surprize.Sonya_=) wrote:thx for spoiling it you arse
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…†And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?â€
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Well folks, i've got the official word on Episode III form Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Silent Bob of Jay and Silent Bob ect). Kevin is a Star Wars fan who along with the rest of the world thought the previous two sucked worse than a cold sore from your aunt. He used two words to describe Episode III : "Fucking Amazing"!!!!! This should ROCK!!!
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It's been a while for this thread, but I've seen some terribly amazing movies lately. I've actually started enjoying bad movies since they can be so entertaining
Shaolin Soccer - I guess the only way to describe this is as a cross between Kung Pow, Crouching Tiger, and The Big Green
Fortress - Starring Christopher Lambert In the not too distant future, it is against the law for any woman to give birth to more than one child. So when the main character and his pregnant wife try to smuggle their unborn fetus into America, they get busted and sentenced to 31 years in an underground prison. The prison comes fully equipped with half retarded cyborg guards, track robots straight out of Tron, and a perverted cyborg prison director who likes watching the prisoners' wet dreams (seriously ).
Monsterman - I didn't get to watch the very beginning of this movie but I don't think it's really necessary anyway . Basically it's about 2 guys and an open-minded girl who are being chased by this "monsterman" whose face has been sewn together and drives a makeshift monster truck. There's even a nice plot twist at the end
The best part was when the MC ordered a bowl of chili, eats a spoonful of the chili, and then pulls out a foot-long lock of hair from his mouth. This is when he decides to look at his bowl and realizes there is an eyeball and an entire jaw in plain sight in his chili
Shaolin Soccer - I guess the only way to describe this is as a cross between Kung Pow, Crouching Tiger, and The Big Green
Fortress - Starring Christopher Lambert In the not too distant future, it is against the law for any woman to give birth to more than one child. So when the main character and his pregnant wife try to smuggle their unborn fetus into America, they get busted and sentenced to 31 years in an underground prison. The prison comes fully equipped with half retarded cyborg guards, track robots straight out of Tron, and a perverted cyborg prison director who likes watching the prisoners' wet dreams (seriously ).
Monsterman - I didn't get to watch the very beginning of this movie but I don't think it's really necessary anyway . Basically it's about 2 guys and an open-minded girl who are being chased by this "monsterman" whose face has been sewn together and drives a makeshift monster truck. There's even a nice plot twist at the end
The best part was when the MC ordered a bowl of chili, eats a spoonful of the chili, and then pulls out a foot-long lock of hair from his mouth. This is when he decides to look at his bowl and realizes there is an eyeball and an entire jaw in plain sight in his chili
I remember seeing this on TV. It was really strange. Isn't Christopher Lambert the best actor in the whole entire world?!Rickshaw wrote:Fortress - Starring Christopher Lambert In the not too distant future, it is against the law for any woman to give birth to more than one child. So when the main character and his pregnant wife try to smuggle their unborn fetus into America, they get busted and sentenced to 31 years in an underground prison. The prison comes fully equipped with half retarded cyborg guards, track robots straight out of Tron, and a perverted cyborg prison director who likes watching the prisoners' wet dreams (seriously ).
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…†And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?â€
I remember seeing this on TV. It was really strange. Isn't Christopher Lambert the best actor in the whole entire world?!Rickshaw wrote:Fortress - Starring Christopher Lambert In the not too distant future, it is against the law for any woman to give birth to more than one child. So when the main character and his pregnant wife try to smuggle their unborn fetus into America, they get busted and sentenced to 31 years in an underground prison. The prison comes fully equipped with half retarded cyborg guards, track robots straight out of Tron, and a perverted cyborg prison director who likes watching the prisoners' wet dreams (seriously ).
Last adult movie I saw in the theatre would have to be LotR: Return of the King. Non adult movie would have been Shark Tale.
Just recently rented Supersize me and Cellular. Supersize me was really good but Cellular was pretty bad.
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…†And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?â€
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Christopher Lambert should be in every movieLorus wrote:I remember seeing this on TV. It was really strange. Isn't Christopher Lambert the best actor in the whole entire world?!
Last adult movie I saw in the theatre would have to be LotR: Return of the King. Non adult movie would have been Shark Tale.
Just recently rented Supersize me and Cellular. Supersize me was really good but Cellular was pretty bad.
I went to the cheap theater ($3 ) a while back and they were showing all terrible movies. I didn't want to go home without seeing a movie, so....I saw shark tale. There were only three people in the theater. Myself, and some couple who sat all the way in the back. It was a very awkward experience
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Is it too late to retract my post??? It's like Joel Shumacher's Batman all over againDOS_Junkie wrote:Well folks, i've got the official word on Episode III form Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Silent Bob of Jay and Silent Bob ect). Kevin is a Star Wars fan who along with the rest of the world thought the previous two sucked worse than a cold sore from your aunt. He used two words to describe Episode III : "Fucking Amazing"!!!!! This should ROCK!!!
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about 100x worse and then you get the picture, DON'T BOTHER WATCHING IT ITS BORING AS SHITDOS_Junkie wrote:Is it too late to retract my post??? It's like Joel Shumacher's Batman all over againDOS_Junkie wrote:Well folks, i've got the official word on Episode III form Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Silent Bob of Jay and Silent Bob ect). Kevin is a Star Wars fan who along with the rest of the world thought the previous two sucked worse than a cold sore from your aunt. He used two words to describe Episode III : "Fucking Amazing"!!!!! This should ROCK!!!
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Yeah I heard there isn't much of a storyline to War of the Worlds. My sister loved Batman begins though. She said all the females seeing it like it and all the guys either think it's just okay or hate it. She has a thing for Christian Bale though.
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…†And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?â€