Tin Foil Hat House

Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Tue May 24, 2005 5:03 am

Bitchy's House:
http://www.thekcrachannel.com/video/4512842/detail.html

Bitchy · Post by **Bitchy** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:48 am

Years ago.. I bought one of those Secret Wave measuring devices (From Ronco) and it told me that my house was being bombarded with:

Radio waves
Microwaves
Standing waves
Longitudinal waves
Seismic waves
Ocean surf waves
Bertol Rays
Nutrinos
Gamma Radiation
Hoosaphlasaticonomic waves (who the fuck knows what those are, I don't know, but they sure don't sound good)
and Monkey dung

We decided to take a systematic approach at reducing these waves and have used our Ronco Secret Wave detector as a guide. In fact, we have been able to reduce ALL of the above problems with the exception of the monkey dung, which seems to have increased since we started making the necessary modifications to our home!

Thanks for sharing my pain!

Rickshaw · Post by **Rickshaw** » Tue May 24, 2005 10:09 am

overly concerned neighbor wrote:It's a hazard blah blah blah, my kids play in the front yard hoobity doobity sharp sheet metal.

Oh jeez

I'd make pits filled with sheet metal shavings, covered in leaves and sticks just to spite this man. His kid is not going to walk into Bitchy's

yard and give the piece of sheet metal a high five, and if he does......well then he shouldn't be taken off the kiddie leash in the first place.

Bitchy · Post by **Bitchy** » Tue May 24, 2005 11:40 am

Rickshaw wrote: Oh jeez I'd make pits filled with sheet metal shavings, covered in leaves and sticks just to spite this man.

That's what the snake-pit is for!!!

And, yes, it is covered in leaves and sticks.

Post by **special_Kare** » Tue May 24, 2005 3:18 pm

Rickshaw wrote:
overly concerned neighbor wrote:It's a hazard blah blah blah, my kids play in the front yard hoobity doobity sharp sheet metal.

rofl!! hoobity doobity?

Rickshaw · Post by **Rickshaw** » Tue May 24, 2005 5:36 pm

special_Kare wrote:
Rickshaw wrote:
overly concerned neighbor wrote:It's a hazard blah blah blah, my kids play in the front yard hoobity doobity sharp sheet metal.
rofl!! hoobity doobity?

It was between that or cockity wockity, so I went for the more innocent of the two

(I've been watching stand-up comedy lately

)