Scientists Create Zombie Dogs

Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:44 pm

http://science.slashdot.org/science/05/ ... 191&tid=14

"U.S. scientists have managed to revive dead dogs to life, by using a technique similar to cryogenation, in which the dogs' blood was drained and replaced by a cold, saline liquid. A couple of hours, their blood was replaced, and an electric shock brought them back to life with no brain damage. The technology will be tested on humans within the next year."

Finally an explanation to all that respawning that goes on in UT.

Rickshaw · Post by **Rickshaw** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:20 pm

Zombie Rickshaw has a nice ring to it

But a few years

You'd think that if they are already able to do this with dogs, they could at least try it on a person right now. People are going to die anyway, why not steal a body of one of those non-organ doners and put it to use

I'd be the most impatient scientist ever

Turbo_asswhup · Post by **Turbo_asswhup** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:58 am

who is so important that they want to bring back to life?

Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:07 am

Turbo_asswhup wrote:who is so important that they want to bring back to life?

HITLER!

(j/k)

According to the article:
"Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year, according to the Safar Centre.

However rather than sending people to sleep for years, then bringing them back to life to benefit from medical advances, the boffins would be happy to keep people in this state for just a few hours,

But even this should be enough to save lives such as battlefield casualties and victims of stabbings or gunshot wounds, who have suffered huge blood loss."

\/.oDK@ · Post by **\/.oDK@** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:47 am

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:00 am

Maybe it makes them turn into scooby doo style zombies who just go Roar and stay behind people with there arms in front of them... In a few years it could be like living in a scooby doo cartoon great

{qoou}DOS · Post by **{qoou}DOS** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:42 pm

meh, thats going to be nothing compared to my self-supporting cybernetic spider body.(which will also have sex organs)

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:08 am

Gonna be a cybonetic arse rapist?

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urrgh, now some scientist is gonna ram a 76572645 volt electrified rod up ye arse to wake ye up

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a bit like SK's cup o tea

{qoou}DOS · Post by **{qoou}DOS** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:09 am

Tsumura · Post by **Tsumura** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:38 pm

I always knew that the Resident Evil movies would become reality and as he said it Rickshaw will be the guy who to save not his daughter his girlfriend makews this and CO will be the CEO that will be killed by one of his fav monsters

Post by **special_Kare** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:42 pm

??r?q????_?l??k??? wrote:a bit like SK's cup o tea

awww how cute, always thinking of my I.P.

...more tea pleaze!!