Tsumura wrote:Well you could suit a law against US for giving us ppl in Puerto Rico a big piece of ass shit of cable that has more than my grandfather and is rotting alive...
Well, first the cable is run SE from Miami through 500 miles (according to mapquest.com) of treacherous ocean waters filled with sharp-toothed whale bombs, sharp-toothed unicorns, and catamarans with Disney/Pixar CGI faces on them with each one having the intention of RUINING YOUR CABLE INTERNET. Then somewhere within the Bermuda Triangle, the cable is lifted out of the water and then strewn across a series of hover planes, much like this one,....
...until it reaches Puerto Rico and is plunged into the fertile soil so that, oh I don't know - Goro from Mortal Kombat can distribute it to all the people of the land.
Here I drew a picture to better illustrate
So until a better solution comes along, I guess you're stuck with this one
