joke about lawyers

{qoou}DOS · Post by **{qoou}DOS** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 10:10 pm

Two lawyers are leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one of them. "As soon as I walk in the door, I'm going to rip my wife's panties right off."

"I know the feeling," the other says.

"No, I'm serious," says the first. "They're killing me."

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 10:12 pm

Shittest joke of the world award goes to THAT JOKE

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 10:20 pm

A man stands up in a bar and yells "LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES! An other
person jumps up and says "wait a second! I have an objection!" The first
guy says "are you a lawyer? The second guy says "no. I'm an asshole!"

{qoou}DOS · Post by **{qoou}DOS** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:39 pm

oldie but goodie