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Post by {qoou}DOS » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:45 am

1.Peter: Hey Mort, do these suppositories come in other flavors?
Mort: Peter, are you eating those?
Peter: No, I'm shoving 'em up my but. Of course I'm eating 'em!

2.Lois, when I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.

3.Peter: [writing letter] Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.

4.Scientist: It's a very rate species. The endangered white rumped swallow.
Chris: Hahaha, rump
Peter: This isn't funny Chris! Heheh.. swallow.

5.Police: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and main, 3 wounded 1 dead.
Brian: Is it me or is RAP music just getting lazier?

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Post by LD8242 » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:15 am

Fuck off, Family guy is fucking annoying as fuck
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Post by special_Kare » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:42 pm

LD8242 wrote:Fuck off, Family guy is fucking annoying as fuck
you are no picnic either buddy :wink:
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Post by Captain_Obvious » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:21 pm

special_Kare wrote:you are no picnic either buddy :wink:
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Another zing of the day. :roflmao:
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Post by LD8242 » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:58 pm

How the fuck do most people like the unbearable annoying slit-wrist inducing boring shit.
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Post by {qoou}DOS » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:24 pm

LD8242 wrote:How the fuck do most people like the unbearable annoying slit-wrist inducing boring shit.
cause most people have whats called a sense of humor. they dont sit up at night watching Cricket :P :P :P
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Post by Rickshaw » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:47 pm

LD8242 wrote:How the fuck do most people like the unbearable annoying slit-wrist inducing boring shit.
You crumpet shoveler! :P :wink:
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Post by LD8242 » Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:15 pm

DOS_Junkie wrote:
LD8242 wrote:How the fuck do most people like the unbearable annoying slit-wrist inducing boring shit.
cause most people have whats called a sense of humor. they dont sit up at night watching Cricket :P :P :P
sense of humour? oh i have a sense of humor, what i don't have is a sense of liking annoying shit.
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Post by special_Kare » Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:59 pm

LD8242 wrote:
DOS_Junkie wrote:
LD8242 wrote:How the fuck do most people like the unbearable annoying slit-wrist inducing boring shit.
cause most people have whats called a sense of humor. they dont sit up at night watching Cricket :P :P :P
sense of humour? oh i have a sense of humor, what i don't have is a sense of liking annoying shit.
:roll:


....it annoys u that bad? give examples. what is the reason you hate it so much. could it be that the this episode offended u in some way?

http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/epi ... episode=34

...maybe u disliked the way the artist portrayed Brit's?
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Post by LD8242 » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:58 pm

No I've seen 1 episode and it's annoying as fuck I just can't stand it.
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Post by Rickshaw » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:16 am

LD8242 wrote:No I've seen 1 episode and it's annoying as fuck I just can't stand it.
Only 1?!?!?!

I gave Full House a second chance and my childhood could not have been better :D
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Post by LD8242 » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:15 am

I can't stand the characters, they fucking irritate me ugggh
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Post by {qoou}DOS » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:28 pm

LD8242 wrote:No I've seen 1 episode and it's annoying as fuck I just can't stand it.
see, thats the problem. you have to watch it a few times to get the jist of the characters, whats going on, and the type of humor the show uses. give it another chance. perhaps use some mind altering substances before watching. I guarentee you will like it if not become completley addicted to it.
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Post by LD8242 » Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:04 am

NO everytime i see a character from it I want to fucking throw my monitor at the fucking wall.
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Post by Rickshaw » Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:08 am

Visually stimulated rage is a serious problem. The cure: 19 hour family guy marathon :arrrr:
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Post by LD8242 » Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:42 am

... :x
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Post by special_Kare » Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:05 pm

Rickshaw wrote:Visually stimulated rage is a serious problem. The cure: 19 hour family guy marathon :arrrr:
YAY!! :poopcorn:
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Post by LD8242 » Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:46 pm

FFS STFU about family gay, it pisses kme off so fucking much I hate it I wish it'd fucking die in it's own shit annoyingness and razor its own wrists up

I just cant stand it DSFDFSDFSD
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Post by special_Kare » Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:57 pm

LD8242 wrote:FFS STFU about family gay, it pisses kme off so fucking much I hate it I wish it'd fucking die in it's own shit annoyingness and razor its own wrists up

I just cant stand it DSFDFSDFSD

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Post by Rickshaw » Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:15 pm

LD8242 wrote:
I just cant stand it DSFDFSDFSD
Those must be the angriest three fingers in the world :P
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Post by LD8242 » Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:49 pm

special_Kare wrote:
LD8242 wrote:FFS STFU about family gay, it pisses kme off so fucking much I hate it I wish it'd fucking die in it's own shit annoyingness and razor its own wrists up

I just cant stand it DSFDFSDFSD

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Post by LD8242 » Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:50 pm

Rickshaw wrote:
LD8242 wrote:
I just cant stand it DSFDFSDFSD
Those must be the angriest three fingers in the world :P
Guess which hand :wink:
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Post by special_Kare » Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:03 pm

shame on u LD, at least i had the decency to code my text into 1 'regular' page :bonk2:
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Post by LD8242 » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:23 am

special_Kare wrote:shame on u LD, at least i had the decency to code my text into 1 'regular' page :bonk2:
:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
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Post by LD8242 » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:09 pm

Fuck me I like it after a few beedies :toker:
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