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top 5 family guy quotes

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:45 am
by {qoou}DOS
1.Peter: Hey Mort, do these suppositories come in other flavors?
Mort: Peter, are you eating those?
Peter: No, I'm shoving 'em up my but. Of course I'm eating 'em!

2.Lois, when I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.

3.Peter: [writing letter] Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.

4.Scientist: It's a very rate species. The endangered white rumped swallow.
Chris: Hahaha, rump
Peter: This isn't funny Chris! Heheh.. swallow.

5.Police: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and main, 3 wounded 1 dead.
Brian: Is it me or is RAP music just getting lazier?

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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:15 am
by LD8242
Fuck off, Family guy is fucking annoying as fuck

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:42 pm
by special_Kare
LD8242 wrote:Fuck off, Family guy is fucking annoying as fuck
you are no picnic either buddy :wink:

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:21 pm
by Captain_Obvious
special_Kare wrote:you are no picnic either buddy :wink:
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Another zing of the day. :roflmao:

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:58 pm
by LD8242
How the fuck do most people like the unbearable annoying slit-wrist inducing boring shit.

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:24 pm
by {qoou}DOS
LD8242 wrote:How the fuck do most people like the unbearable annoying slit-wrist inducing boring shit.
cause most people have whats called a sense of humor. they dont sit up at night watching Cricket :P :P :P

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:47 pm
by Rickshaw
LD8242 wrote:How the fuck do most people like the unbearable annoying slit-wrist inducing boring shit.
You crumpet shoveler! :P :wink:

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:15 pm
by LD8242
DOS_Junkie wrote:
LD8242 wrote:How the fuck do most people like the unbearable annoying slit-wrist inducing boring shit.
cause most people have whats called a sense of humor. they dont sit up at night watching Cricket :P :P :P
sense of humour? oh i have a sense of humor, what i don't have is a sense of liking annoying shit.

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:59 pm
by special_Kare
LD8242 wrote:
DOS_Junkie wrote:
LD8242 wrote:How the fuck do most people like the unbearable annoying slit-wrist inducing boring shit.
cause most people have whats called a sense of humor. they dont sit up at night watching Cricket :P :P :P
sense of humour? oh i have a sense of humor, what i don't have is a sense of liking annoying shit.
:roll:


....it annoys u that bad? give examples. what is the reason you hate it so much. could it be that the this episode offended u in some way?

http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/epi ... episode=34

...maybe u disliked the way the artist portrayed Brit's?
:P
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Peter: Holy Crap! They turned it into a gay bar!

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:58 pm
by LD8242
No I've seen 1 episode and it's annoying as fuck I just can't stand it.

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:16 am
by Rickshaw
LD8242 wrote:No I've seen 1 episode and it's annoying as fuck I just can't stand it.
Only 1?!?!?!

I gave Full House a second chance and my childhood could not have been better :D

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:15 am
by LD8242
I can't stand the characters, they fucking irritate me ugggh

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:28 pm
by {qoou}DOS
LD8242 wrote:No I've seen 1 episode and it's annoying as fuck I just can't stand it.
see, thats the problem. you have to watch it a few times to get the jist of the characters, whats going on, and the type of humor the show uses. give it another chance. perhaps use some mind altering substances before watching. I guarentee you will like it if not become completley addicted to it.

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:04 am
by LD8242
NO everytime i see a character from it I want to fucking throw my monitor at the fucking wall.

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:08 am
by Rickshaw
Visually stimulated rage is a serious problem. The cure: 19 hour family guy marathon :arrrr:

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:42 am
by LD8242
... :x

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:05 pm
by special_Kare
Rickshaw wrote:Visually stimulated rage is a serious problem. The cure: 19 hour family guy marathon :arrrr:
YAY!! :poopcorn:

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:46 pm
by LD8242
FFS STFU about family gay, it pisses kme off so fucking much I hate it I wish it'd fucking die in it's own shit annoyingness and razor its own wrists up

I just cant stand it DSFDFSDFSD

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:57 pm
by special_Kare
LD8242 wrote:FFS STFU about family gay, it pisses kme off so fucking much I hate it I wish it'd fucking die in it's own shit annoyingness and razor its own wrists up

I just cant stand it DSFDFSDFSD

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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:15 pm
by Rickshaw
LD8242 wrote:
I just cant stand it DSFDFSDFSD
Those must be the angriest three fingers in the world :P

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:49 pm
by LD8242
special_Kare wrote:
LD8242 wrote:FFS STFU about family gay, it pisses kme off so fucking much I hate it I wish it'd fucking die in it's own shit annoyingness and razor its own wrists up

I just cant stand it DSFDFSDFSD

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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:50 pm
by LD8242
Rickshaw wrote:
LD8242 wrote:
I just cant stand it DSFDFSDFSD
Those must be the angriest three fingers in the world :P
Guess which hand :wink:

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:03 pm
by special_Kare
shame on u LD, at least i had the decency to code my text into 1 'regular' page :bonk2:

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:23 am
by LD8242
special_Kare wrote:shame on u LD, at least i had the decency to code my text into 1 'regular' page :bonk2:
:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:09 pm
by LD8242
Fuck me I like it after a few beedies :toker: