WHY MEN DON'T TALK IN PUBLIC TOILETS

pinkbandit · Post by **pinkbandit** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:27 pm

Subject: WHY MEN DON'T TALK IN PUBLIC TOILETS
>
> I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, one of which
> was already occupied. So I entered the vacant one, as you do, and
> dropped my trousers and sat down.
>
> A voice from the next cubicle said "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
>
> I thought it a bit strange, but not wanting to be rude replied, "Yeah
> not too bad, ta".
>
> After a pause I heard the voice again: "So, what are you up to mate?"
>
> Again, I answered somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to
> say now, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.... how about
> yourself?"
>
> I then heard the voice for the third time...."Sorry mate, I'll have to
> call you back... I've got some d*ckhead in the next loo answering
> everything I say!"

Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:44 pm

Of course that brings up another question...

What kind of person talks on the phone while they're taking a dump???

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:50 pm

{qoou}DOS · Post by **{qoou}DOS** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:29 pm

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:55 pm

omg DOS is alive!!!

pinkbandit · Post by **pinkbandit** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:50 pm

lmao

{qoou}DOS · Post by **{qoou}DOS** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:00 am

it makes it a bit uncomfortable cause when im on MY THRONE im in the zone! but seriously, don't bother me when im on the crapper.

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:53 am

Too busy with carl?

{qoou}DOS · Post by **{qoou}DOS** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:31 pm

you bet your hotcakes i am. well actually his dead corpse. nechrophilia!!!!

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:47 pm

Oooh a necro eh? kinky

pinkbandit · Post by **pinkbandit** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:52 am

Eeewww lmao

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:46 pm

Not into that kind of stuff I take it? Don't bash it until you try it

pinkbandit · Post by **pinkbandit** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:07 am

LMFAO Nah thanks guess i'll leave that for you guys

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:48 pm

And I thought me and DOS would have a new partner in our grave digging raids, oh well time to dig up that recently deceased 90 year old

.

{qoou}DOS · Post by **{qoou}DOS** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:28 pm

this time YOU get sloppy seconds!

Megor · Post by **Megor** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:35 pm

My Sisters Brother in law dropped his cell phone in a urinal, He still uses it too its soooo gross

{qoou}DOS · Post by **{qoou}DOS** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:40 pm

call him Piss Ears

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:38 pm

ROFL!

piss ears

\/.oDK@ · Post by **\/.oDK@** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:06 am

Captain_Obvious wrote:

Of course that brings up another question...

What kind of person talks on the phone while they're taking a dump???

jUST THE PEOPLE I REALY CARE ABOUT

pinkbandit · Post by **pinkbandit** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:59 pm

LMAO I talk to taz when i am on the bog

Dead give away when you peeing

{qoou}DOS · Post by **{qoou}DOS** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:46 pm

pinkbandit wrote:LMAO I talk to taz when i am on the bog Dead give away when you peeing

taz?

Turbo_asswhup · Post by **Turbo_asswhup** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:00 pm

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:54 pm

Turbo_asswhup wrote:bog?

Toilet, everyone calls it bog in england damn you yanks need educating

Post by **special_Kare** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:19 am

hmmmm, every time you damn brits throw a word at us its completely off the wall: google search of bog: http://www.gma.org/katahdin/bog.html

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 2:49 am

Sorry, we can't find that page!
The page you are trying to reach does not exist. The link you followed to get here may have been typed incorrectly.

It means that to you yanks?