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WHY MEN DON'T TALK IN PUBLIC TOILETS

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:27 pm
by pinkbandit
Subject: WHY MEN DON'T TALK IN PUBLIC TOILETS
>
> I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, one of which
> was already occupied. So I entered the vacant one, as you do, and
> dropped my trousers and sat down.
>
> A voice from the next cubicle said "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
>
> I thought it a bit strange, but not wanting to be rude replied, "Yeah
> not too bad, ta".
>
> After a pause I heard the voice again: "So, what are you up to mate?"
>
> Again, I answered somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to
> say now, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.... how about
> yourself?"
>
> I then heard the voice for the third time...."Sorry mate, I'll have to
> call you back... I've got some d*ckhead in the next loo answering
> everything I say!"
:roflmao:

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:44 pm
by Captain_Obvious
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Of course that brings up another question...

What kind of person talks on the phone while they're taking a dump??? :wink:

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:50 pm
by LD8242
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:29 pm
by {qoou}DOS
me

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:55 pm
by LD8242
omg DOS is alive!!!

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:50 pm
by pinkbandit
:lol: lmao

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:00 am
by {qoou}DOS
it makes it a bit uncomfortable cause when im on MY THRONE im in the zone! but seriously, don't bother me when im on the crapper. :x

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:53 am
by LD8242
Too busy with carl? :brow:

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:31 pm
by {qoou}DOS
you bet your hotcakes i am. well actually his dead corpse. nechrophilia!!!!

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:47 pm
by LD8242
Oooh a necro eh? kinky :brow:

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:52 am
by pinkbandit
:puke: Eeewww lmao

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:46 pm
by LD8242
Not into that kind of stuff I take it? Don't bash it until you try it :brow:

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:07 am
by pinkbandit
LMFAO Nah thanks guess i'll leave that for you guys :roflmao:

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:48 pm
by LD8242
And I thought me and DOS would have a new partner in our grave digging raids, oh well time to dig up that recently deceased 90 year old :thumbup2:.

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:28 pm
by {qoou}DOS
this time YOU get sloppy seconds! :P :P

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:35 pm
by Megor
My Sisters Brother in law dropped his cell phone in a urinal, He still uses it too its soooo gross

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:40 pm
by {qoou}DOS
:puke: :puke: call him Piss Ears

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:38 pm
by LD8242
ROFL! :roflmao: piss ears :roflmao:

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:06 am
by \/.oDK@
Captain_Obvious wrote::roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Of course that brings up another question...

What kind of person talks on the phone while they're taking a dump??? :wink:
jUST THE PEOPLE I REALY CARE ABOUT :!:

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:59 pm
by pinkbandit
LMAO I talk to taz when i am on the bog :lol: Dead give away when you peeing :roflmao:

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:46 pm
by {qoou}DOS
pinkbandit wrote:LMAO I talk to taz when i am on the bog :lol: Dead give away when you peeing :roflmao:
taz?

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:00 pm
by Turbo_asswhup
bog?

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:54 pm
by LD8242
Turbo_asswhup wrote:bog?
Toilet, everyone calls it bog in england damn you yanks need educating :wink:

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:19 am
by special_Kare
hmmmm, every time you damn brits throw a word at us its completely off the wall: google search of bog: http://www.gma.org/katahdin/bog.html

:?

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 2:49 am
by LD8242
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It means that to you yanks? :roflmao: