The results:
Beer
ersonality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.Blender Drinks
ersonality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.Mixed Drinks
ersonality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.Wine :- (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
ersonality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...White Zinfandel
ersonality: thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...Shots
ersonality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!Tequila :-No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whisky: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay!
Think i would be White Zinfandel!!! LMAO
Sorry no vodka!
