Which r u?
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Which r u?
New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Beer ersonality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Blender Drinks ersonality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Mixed Drinks ersonality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
Wine :- (does not include white zinfandel, see below) ersonality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...
White Zinfandel ersonality: thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
Shots ersonality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Tequila :-No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whisky: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay!
Think i would be White Zinfandel!!! LMAO
Sorry no vodka!
The results:
Beer ersonality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Blender Drinks ersonality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Mixed Drinks ersonality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
Wine :- (does not include white zinfandel, see below) ersonality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...
White Zinfandel ersonality: thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
Shots ersonality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Tequila :-No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whisky: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay!
Think i would be White Zinfandel!!! LMAO
Sorry no vodka!
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Re: Which r u?
I bet you drink Tequilapinkbandit wrote:
The results:
Tequila :-No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
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fu 2Rickshaw wrote:Or how about the time SK didn't receive an umbrella in his blender drink?
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